My doggie doo-doo it brilliantly

Wherein I will attempt to convince you that my dog is the most brilliant dog of all based on where she has poop accidents.

My dog only has accidents in the bathroom.

This may not impress you. You may be thinking that once a dog has an accident somewhere, she may out of habit just keep doing it there. But there's more!

In our previous house, we had three bathrooms that were in three different corners of the house. At different times over the years, we came home to find that Daisy had had accidents in each of those three bathrooms, always on the tile.

Still not impressed? Listen to this. At night, Daisy sleeps in our bedroom. We close the door, which she definitely cannot open. We also partially close the door to the bathroom, which she can push open. Our previous bedroom was carpeted. When Daisy had to have an accident in the middle of the night, she would push open the bathroom door and go in the bathroom on the tile.

Now you may be saying, maybe the dog just likes going on tile. Ha! Then listen to this. Our new house has tile everywhere. There is no carpet in the house at all. At night, we close the bedroom door as usual. Last night Daisy went into the NEW bathroom -- which has the same tile as the bedroom -- and had an accident there! Brilliant!

Clearly, Daisy understands what a bathroom is for. Now would someone please invent a doggie toilet? Then we'd be all set.