Last night as I was watching a free throw during the NBA game between San Antonio and New Orleans on TV, I noticed in the background a person in the audience wearing a full head-to-toe gorilla costume. He was sitting in a premium seat, about five rows up from the floor at the top of the key. What possesses a person to wear a gorilla suit to an NBA game?
"I think in order to fully enjoy my $150 seat I will enhance the experience by donning this incredibly heavy, airless, vision-obscuring suit and sit statue-like with my furry hands folded in my lap."
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